Thursday, July 9, 2009

The Poisonous Laser Rifles of the Snakemen

That's all there is to say: the Snakemen (both the green variety of Eternia and the red ophidians of Etheria), in addition to the ability of some to breathe out a venomous (but oh-so refeshing) mist, have developed the technology of delivering their neurotoxin through a laser beam--a poisonous laser--and it is standard equipment for their space solidiers as well as their home-planet forces.

Not to worry, though, these are slow lasers. Laser blasters even. Plenty of time to admire the neon green beam as it speeds creeps past your space helmet visor.

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