A One-Fisted Table (roll d4, d6, d8, d10, d12):
Dwarf (and Gnome) Beverages
While I by no means mean to conflate the cultures of these two distinct and sovereign cultures and races, the facts of biology seem to have granted to each similar palates and proclivities, causing their dietary preferences, at least in the realm of drink, to be quite alike.
Basic Ingredient (d4)
1 Root or Tuber
2 Fungus (including Lichen)
Method of Preparation (d6)
4 Pureed ("nectar" consistency)
6 Infused/Steeped (as in tea)
Effective Dosage (for a dwarf) (d8)
8 Not Intoxicating
Body & Mouthfeel (d10)
6 Thick & Soupy
9 Turgid (or clay-like)
10 Wet Doggy
And here's a link to a cool games review site called Drunk Dwarves.
And here's a drunk dwarf that somebody put on Deviant Art:
Oh yes, and here's a place where you can find a Twelve-Step Program in your area.